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Topic: wake up Matthew..

+ Anonymous A — 11 months ago #10,358

regale us with epic tales of your chinese adventures..

+ Fatt Miller — 11 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #87,835

Did you know if you spit in some Chinese cities the police will ticket you?

· Anonymous A (OP) — 11 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #87,837

@previous (Fatt Miller)
as they should....amIrite?

· Fatt Miller — 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #87,839

@previous (A)

In order to get out of the ticket, though, all you have to do is tell them that you didn't.

+ Lynne B. Goldstein !1OucyJuXIo — 11 months ago, 5 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #87,840

I saw a girl poop on the street today. After she left, I literally ate it off the street.

+ Anonymous D — 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #87,858

@previous (Lynne B. Goldstein)
That is a superfluous use of the adverb "literally".

Language expert my ass.

+ Anonymous E — 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #87,859

@previous (D)
Quite amazing considering he took over a decade to get his degrees.

· Anonymous D — 11 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #87,863

@previous (E)
It sounds like he's the runt of the litter.

+ Anonymous F — 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #87,867

this thread is beginning to reek of jealousy..
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