Topic: Have you ever owned or used any sex toys

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+ Anonymous A — 10 months ago #11,874

+ Rex — 10 months ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #100,381

I bought a Fleshlight once. It felt nothing like Triptych.

+ Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,387

@previous (Rex)
You should try the new curry fleshlight

· Rex — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,389

+ Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 54 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,397

@100,381 (Rex)
I did a bottle of mustard one time...pretty sure it did not feel like a vagina..

· Rex — 10 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,398

@previous (D)
What kind of mustard? What made you think it would be a good idea?

· Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,405

· Rex — 10 months ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,408

@previous (C)
You don't need the cotton and the water bottle to make a field pussy. Towel and a condom. Victory.

· Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,412

@previous (Rex)
I don't really get what you mean. You wear a condom to fuck a towel? You should try and find a towel that doesn't have aids

+ Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 55 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,413

· Rex — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,416

@100,412 (C)
You wrap a a lubed condom in a standard issue brown towel. Then you don't have to rape natives.

+ scatman — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,423

· Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,426

· scatman — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,427

@previous (Green)
Yes it is. You're not a minor anymore when you turn 18.

· Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,428

· Rex — 10 months ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,430

@previous (Green)
Hey. Is Keira Knightley a minor in the UK? Because I'd do stuff to her face if it's legal.

· Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,432

· Rex — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,435

@previous (Green)
Kinda. It seemed like you were saying people over 18 could still be minors in the UK. I'd just like to know if it's legal before I fly all the way over and rape her mouth. I want to make sure the I's are dotted and the T's crossed.

· Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,437

· Rex — 10 months ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,442

@previous (Green)
Oh thank Vishnu. I already had these tickets and all this spy equipment. I was worried I'd wasted my money. Hey, do you think Rupert Friend is gay? He seems really gay to me. I think she might be afraid of penis.

+ Anonymous G — 10 months ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,513

· Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,518

@100,398 (Rex)
the ballpark hot dog variety....I've never felt any inclination to repeat...just saying..

· Rex — 10 months ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,639

+ Anonymous H — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,641

@100,405 (C)
Could jack off twice in the time it would take to build that.

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Topic: Have you ever owned or used any sex toys

+ Anonymous A — 10 months ago #11,874

+ Rex — 10 months ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #100,381

+ Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,387

· Rex — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,389

+ Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 54 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,397

· Rex — 10 months ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,398

· Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,405

· Rex — 10 months ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,408

· Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,412

+ Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 55 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,413

· Rex — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,416

+ scatman — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,423

· Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,426

· scatman — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,427

· Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,428

· Rex — 10 months ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,430

· Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,432

· Rex — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,435

· Green !BEERiVqJJw — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,437

· Rex — 10 months ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,442

+ Anonymous G — 10 months ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,513

· Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,518

· Rex — 10 months ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,639

+ Anonymous H — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,641

+ Anonymous I — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #100,642