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Topic: Matt R. Miller is jealous of Lynne B. Goldstein.

+ The truth. 9 months ago #15,438

Why?

1. Lynne owns a house. Matt's three most recent places of residence are his mother's spare bedroom, a shared one-room apartment, and a homeless shelter.

2. Lynne owns several cars. Matt's rides include a Lexus his father gave him and a subcompact that he had to finance.

3. Lynne holds a US patent. Matt has never had anything of his published, ever.

4. Lynne has a social life. Matt's only friends are the ones he pretends he has on the Internet.

5. Lynne isn't a virgin. Matt… well, you know the rest.

+ Anonymous B9 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #124,939

Poor Matt...

· The truth. (OP) — 9 months ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #125,240

@previous (B)
It's all true.

+ Anonymous C9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #125,241

I heard Lynne uses sex wax..

· The truth. (OP) — 9 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,638

Bump. Thanks.

+ Jeff Foxworthy !!35Is8u9M.M9 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,640

Lynne turns 70 this month.

· Anonymous C9 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #125,652

are you going to send him a nice card..?

(Edited 41 seconds later)

+ timber is phone 9 months ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,883

@125,638 (The truth.)
Are you the jawhurt pussy?

+ Anonymous F9 months ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,889

Matt Miller collaborated with Reid Pornhammer while attending MIT in order to improve forward-error correction and boolean logic.

(Edited 39 seconds later)

· The truth. (OP) — 9 months ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,896

@125,883 (timber is phone)
No. Thanks.

+ Truther 9 months ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,951

Leave Matt alone. He hasn't had a good life.

+ Anonymous H9 months ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,954

@previous (Truther)

So have a lot of people. That don't turn out to be shit.

· Truther 9 months ago, 55 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,956

@previous (H)
Almost all of them do, though.

· arbeit macht fries with that? 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,961

@previous (Truther)

Not really. You're just butthurt because you are a child molester and no one likes child molesters.

· Truther 9 months ago, 42 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,963

@previous (arbeit macht fries with that?)
I've never molested a child.

· arbeit macht fries with that? 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,964

@previous (Truther)

Keep telling yourself that.

· Truther 9 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,968

@previous (arbeit macht fries with that?)
I will, but hopefully not for long ;P

· arbeit macht fries with that? 9 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,970

@previous (Truther)

It's pretty sad when someone makes to4str look like a decent human being by comparison.

· Truther 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #125,979

@previous (arbeit macht fries with that?)
He does help needy children in poor countries.

+ scatman 9 months ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #126,079

@125,968 (Truther)
> ;P
Are you winking and pulling out your tongue?

· Anonymous G9 months ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #126,084

@previous (scatman)
Yes

· scatman 9 months ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #126,094

@previous (G)
That's odd.

· The truth. (OP) — 9 months ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #126,111

@125,951 (Truther)
Sorry. He's fair game.
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