Topic: Have you survived an alien invasion?

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Topic: Have you survived an alien invasion?

+ Green — 1.1 year ago #8,478

Didn't think so.

+ Anonymous B — 1.1 year ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #70,560

@OP

+ Anonymous C — 1.1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,690

They claimed their delicious food technology would feed us all. They claimed their knowledge of leaf blowers would beautify our world. But then we all got explosive diarrhea and the leaves just stuck to our car windshields. We barely survived. There were so many Mexicans. So many...